b'Its Here, Never Never Land, and Stock Up On Spam and BulletsBy Justin Legler ,Justin@imperialaz.comI our holding yard Also got 4 insurance jobs in here toothe same time I wanted to talk about this last month too but, started last months article with, AND., when you thought itCouple of nose breaks, a belly break, and a damaged side of anI was already maxed out on my word count Anybody paying couldnt get any worse, we flipLQ trailer Just waiting on insurance adjusters to approve, andattention to the Colorado River, Lake Mead, and Lake Powell another 30 days Should have justrelease checks Shop is gonna be busy for a while! This doesntsituation? Some of our Arizona farmers have been cut 50% water kept my darn month shut!!! Think Ieven include our back order of hayracks and ramps but Guessuse this year FIFTY PERCENT!! Now I get conserving water jinxed us Here we are another 30what??? We finally have sheets! If youve been waiting and areso we dont run out but, can you imagine what that did to their days later, and its worse! You just canton our pipeline, the guys will be in touch soon! Itll take themlivelihood Not sure why California gets as much as they do make some of this stuff up man Thea bit to catch up but, at least we have materials now If yourebut, thats another months topic Again, FIFTY PERCENT! worst thing about it all is We still have 2 MORE YEARS! Hollyreading this and possess any of these abilities (trailer tech, buildSome Ive read have sold! They couldnt afford it Others are molly dont get me started yet! The day Im writing this, its 114hayracks, ramps, know how to fix structural damage on a trailergoing to try to hang on by changing crops over to guayule out and Im officially swimming in my pants lol No doubt thatframes, weld ect), we are looking to add two more techs to ourIts a drought tolerant plant that can be harvested and used in little red sucker is back in town I better talk about somethingteam! Come see us! Been selling quite a few truck beds lately!rubber production FOLKS We havent even BEGUN to see positive here before I get all roweled up! You know I always gotKind of glad the direction I went there I could be selling morethe food shortages were going to experience yet! This is next something to say about whats going on in todays world Youbut, we cant put them on fast enough! Another reason wereyears crop and were already short! Then theres Ukraines crop just got to stick with for a bit! Alright Hello AZ Summerlooking for a few more techs! If you know how to install truckthat could decline as much as 54.6% I read! This is just human Man, I missed you said NO ONE!! I know I talk a lot of smackbeds, add that to the list too How about trailers? Selling whatfood! Our food Can you even imagine what hay is going to about you but, your good for my kidneys! You make sure I drankI can get my hands on! Looks like inventory is slowly catchingbe like next year?? Speaking of Ukraine, what happened to the my gallon of water a day lol Aint that the truth Think theup with demand Starting to see a few more trailers for salewar?? Did it just quit overnight or, did the media quit covering other day I actually drank 3 gallons! Got home, went into theFINALLY Now we just need to bring prices back to reality!it for another reason Anybody else notice that? Maybe its just bathroom to take a little wee wee, a tiny little drop hit my boot! IBarn side is also still nuts Been doing a lot of jugglin since 3Mme Maybe its because theyre after our Second Amendment looked down and looked back up! Did it again So did the littlehas had our glue on back order for 4 or 5 months! Unfortunately,Rights now Lets all say a prayer for everyone that was red guy sitting on the back of my toilet! He looked at me andour distributor just informed us that 3M and I quote Is now oninvolved or affected by Uvalde school shooting! What a horrific said, Need to drink more water Legler You think I said lolSupply Disruption! Ship dates are not available at this time endincident!!! But that gun didnt pull the trigger! That man who How about you go pound sand little buddy! Im gonna go packquote Well There just went the last of any rear end that Idressed as a transgender women, who drove a nicer truck than your bags for fall lol Its here! Lets just get it over with! Cheershad left! Thats what you want us to tell our customers, who haveI do DID Thats the problem! The person who raised that, is to swimming in our pants, and drinking enough water for thebeen waiting for how long now? Fun times to be in the modularthe problem! ACCOUNTABILITY!!! Remember I said this! next 5 months! I actually kind a like it! Makes me loose some ofbarn business I tell ya! But Im looking for a replacement so itsThats another months topic too Back to the distraction of the that extra weight one can gain around here from the burrito ladyjust a hiccup! Those who have been patiently waiting, we thankbig picture theyre trying to hide You know what else comes lol! Hello everyone! Welcome to July Happy Independenceyou very much!! One of these days everything will get back toout of Russia and Ukraine? Urea Fertilizer Russia is the top Day!!! Now, common Monsoon!!!! Youre suppose to be a goodnormal! Until then and again, thank you for your patience! Makeproducer! Whats in def for diesel trucks? 32.5% Urea The one this year! sure to follow us on our social media! Imperial Trailer Sales andtransportation shortage coming will also contribute to the food Livestock Supply Inc for the trailer side! Imperial Enterprise Incshortage! People flipped out over toilet paper What do you How about this place we call Imperial you say? No more MCfor the barn side Come along for the ride! think theyre going to do with no FOOD! Now they want to take Hammer this time of year! Its more like Metallica, Off to Neveryour guns!! I dont know about you but, Ive been stocking up on Never Land!!! Or, ole Jorge singing, Im a Fireman lolAlright On to the stuff you tune in for! LETS GET ITSpam and bulletsWere still on fire here Trailer shop is stacked 20 deep withDUDE!!! Theres a lot to talk about Last month I chimed in on the heat Starting to look like a can of sardines back there inhow the government is gonna starve us, and bankrupt us all atAs always, thanks for reading! 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