b'Martians, Monkeys, AndTheres A Storm ComingBy Justin Legler , Justin@imperialaz.comI s it me, or are we living in the twilight zone??? Come home from work one night, and there they are Not even trying to hide! Back in my younger years, you could of blamed it on the sauce! BUT Not now! Not that night!!! Wait What? You dont know what sauce is?? You know Cold beer. Whiskey Sometimes both!! The devils cocktail!!! Cowboy snot (also phrased as a bad word to describe pucky)! You following me now? Throw a strong arm emoji in there, and GO SPIT! Sorry Couldnt help myself lol! Gettin a little sidetracked. Reminiscing about the good ole days before becoming a responsible OLD adult lol Alright now, back to my story Heck no there was no sauce involved! Had to witness that sober Thought for minute Theyre coming for me! I started booking it for the house Flew in my front door, slammed it, and locked it behind me! Sat there for moment with all my lights off on my kitchen floor listening, and trying to catch my breath Then I heard it Sounded like a little scrambling scratchin noise First thing that came to mind was SCORPION!!!!! Its that time of year Thats when the fist fight began trying to get off the floor! Wheres my light?? Flick! No darn scorpion Just my heart trying to jump out of my chest lol Thought to myself for a moment, well hell! That was fun Might as well turn the boob tube on and if theyre gonna get me, theyre gonna get me! Turned Fox 10 news on Just you watch the best, to see what John Hook and my girls were up too Thats ALL they were talking about too! See I wasnt crazy. That darn Elon Musk and his Space X Satellites is all it was! The Martians werent coming to get me lol. My mind immediately shiftedI wonder if he uses monkeys like the old days? Wonder if Biden is enjoying is time inHAPPY HOUR:SUNDAY RACING space? Drum roll please Wheres my smile from ear to ear emoji. I thought it was funny lol Hello everyone! Justin here with Imperial You ready for summer? I do believe June is here! Lets get it over with TUESDAY THRUSEASON:How was your ladies Mothers Day Moms?? That was a tongue twister wasnt it lol Good??? Your little rug rats get you something nice? Hope so You deserve it! If they didnt, theyFRIDAYdeserve a little wooden spoon to the butt! Im kidding Hope they spoiled you since Hitler let50 Caution Beersus all out of the house Yes Ill quit! You know the drill! I always got something to say, but2PM TO 6PMyou got to stick with me! Dads. Our day is next! Strong arm emoji lol! How are we doingPIZZA & WING over here at Imperial? Other than watching everything quadruple right in front of our faces.!$2.50 DOMESTIC Its been good! Paid Jerry Lilly from Trio Forrest the other day, $68.00 dollars per sheet for plywood! You heard me right Use to paying low $20s! 1 7/8 Galvanized pipe is over midSPECIAL$2.00 range a liner foot! Were use to selling it for $1.25! Just incase everyones wondering whyBOTTLEStheres no prices this month on our barns! Its not us This Market is absolutely on steroids1 Large, 1 Topping Pizzaright now! Its crazy Im hoping it knocks it off, just as much as you guys! Not much fun right$3.00 PREMIUM now Then the shortages! Were out of aluminum until 1st or 2nd week of this month! Were back logged on ramps, and hayracks FYI Just for that mere reason! Purlins & roof sheets& 16 Wings $ 32 006-8 weeks, when it use to take 4-7 days! Stock up on your patient pills, and plant them moneyBOTTLEStrees somewhere! Gonna need them heading into summer! Follow us on social media to keep up to date with all thats going on! Trailer side is, Imperial Trailer Sales and Livestock SupplySATURDAY & Inc. Barn side is, Imperial Enterprises Inc. Always got something going on, and we try to keep it entertaining! FYI, get them Yearlys done on your trailers!!!! Dont want to see you stuck on the side of the road with good Ole MAYHEM, since mercury is on the rise! SUNDAYAlright On to the good stuff! What yall think about the Russian hack on the East Coast11AM TO 3PMpipeline??? You think it was the Russians? Or some pissed off pipeliners, who have a lot of time on their hands right now?? Maybe the crew who was building the border wall fence Guess$1.00 OFF ALL well never know, but someone got $5 million in ransom money! Isnt it funny with todays technology, banks, money, ect They couldnt figure out who they wired that $5 million too, nor track down where that money went! Maybe I just need to put my dumb cowboy hat backDRINKSon You see that lady filling up her clear plastic bags full of gas? You cant make this stuff up lol! The panic, the frenzy it caused in the East Coast Arent the majority of you knuckleheads$2.00 OFF FULL the ones who voted green, or for the man who shut the Keystone down? Howd that work for ya? Little bit of me thinks it was KARMA!! Maybe one day the truth will come out HowSIZE APPETIZERS about whats actually going on in front of our faces Touched on it a little last month! Ive been watching!! Probably more than I should, but I still taste 08 now and then! They almost did andAND WINGSstill might, a 4th stimulus! How many help signs you see up right now? How many times have you heard understaffed? How many of you are hiring, but cant find help? My hand is in the air too! Doug Ducey announces Arizona Back To Work. Hes going to reduce $300.00 a week unemployment, but give $2,000.00 bonus for those who go back to work! You think thatll find these employers qualified employees? Or, just ones looking for that free government ride? Still federal assistance isnt it??? Now Im gonna paint ya a little picture! The ones who make thisERIC AND HIS world go around are working They never stopped! A lot of them couldnt!! Government steps in You been listening to the fear of inflation on the news? FEAR???? Maybe Im mistaken, but $68 dollars for plywood, and mid $2 dollar range for pipe when wet use to pay what???STAFF THANK YOU Thats not inflation??? Look at the price of a pickup! Word is the federal reserve is going to raise interest rates next to slow it down! You starting to see my painting yet? How about the oldFOR ALL YOUR saying Big Government will set their people up for failure! So They need them!!COVID, Stimulus, Back to work, FREE MONEY, Inflation, fuel shortage, raise their interest now ThinkLOCAL SUPPORT ARIZONAREALCOUNTRY.COM Sean Whalen said it the best recently! Theres a storm coming Get your house in order! As always, thanks for reading!THE PAST MONTHS50 June 2021'