b'Curly Bill andLLeessssoonnssNNoottLLeeaarrnneeddseveral locals areThe Wit & SarcasticRememberHomicide by Misadventuregirls: unless hesJaJnaunaurayr y9 ,9 1, 818181drinking it up atWisdom of Honkytonk Suewearing a diaper, the Alhambra SaloonOctober 28,1880: Fresh off the trail fromsays, I am an officer of the law, give me your you cant(also known asSanSimon,wheresomebelieveheandhispistol.AsCurlyBillreachestopullouthis change him. CUCRULRYL YB IBLILLLS ST ATBALBEL EM MANANNENRESRS be the Corrigans)Back in the wild seventiesthat would pards treed the town and attempted to hijack apistol, Wyatt gets behind Curly Bill and wraps in Tombstone. TheThenineteen seventiesI created a mythical cowgirl worst trick II ever knew him totodo do was worst trickever knewhimwas locomotive, Curly Bill Brocius bringshis arms around him to see if he is to togogointo into based on my lengthy experience of playing drumsarestaurant once, while the peoplea restaurant once, while the people his mayhem to Tombstone.carrying anymore weapons.werewere atatdinner.honkytonksdrunk and thestateoutdinner. He He wasalloverpulled outArizona. in was drunkand pulledof After a tall bucking at BrownsGrabbing the barrel of Curly Bills hishis two two revolvers revolvers and and laid laid them them beside beside his his plate, plate, Honkytonk Sue made her debut on the pages of the corral, the boisterous cow-boys retirepistol,MarshalWhitebarks,Now, andand ordered ordered everyone everyone atatthe the table table totowait wait until until After multipleNational Lampoon, followed by a syndicated run to Allen Street and land in Corrigansan he hwe aws atsh rtohuroghu,g ha,saist w u d dyou God damned son of a bitch, give it aws ausn genngetlnetmleamnlayn layn drinks, the rowdyin the Phoenix New Times and the Austin Observer, saloon. The cow-boys are joined by a impolite totoriserisebeforeallhadfinished theirupthatpistol!Ashetriestojerk impolitebefore allhadfinishedtheircrew spills out ontoamong others. She was wild, she was free, but she meal.local,AndrewMcCauley,cow-boythe pistol out of the cow-boys hand, meal. OfOfcourse, course, everybody everybody in thein the restaurant restaurant sat sat Allen Street andwasnt easy. Sue and her best friend, Donna Jean, andand waited waited until until Bill Bill got got done done eating, eating, but but hehewas was Dick Lloyd (the tall bucker), rancherit goes off. starred in four comic books (see at bottom left) several pull theirso sofull full hehelaid laid down down his his head head upon upon his his arms arms an dand Frank Patterson, Ed Collins, AndrewI am shot! says White, as he falls. startingin1978,andrunningthroughtheearly pistols and shootfelfl ealls laeselpee, pa,n dan tdh et hfeo lfkosl kwse wree rseosaof raafirda iodfohfi mhi mth atth atht etyh esyu psuppopseods ehdehe Ames and a Charleston miner namedThe muzzle blast sets his pants afire, eighties.In1982,SuewasboughtbyColumbia James Johnson. After several drinks, the partyWHAT DOESNT KILL at the moon. waws ajus sjtu sth asmhammimngi nsgle selpee apsatsotgoe tg eat c ah acnhcaen cteotsoh oshoto otht et hfeir sfitr sotn oe nweh wo ho Pictures in Hollywood as a vehicle for Goldie Hawn.and someone snuffs the flames.rosreo sfero fmro mth eth tea btlaeb. leT.h Teyh eayl l awlla witaeidte udn utinl thile h aew aowkeo,k ew,h wenh ehnehpea ipda itdh et he spills out onto Allen Street, with one or moreWyattbrandishesaborrowedpistoland Four scripts were written, two of them by LarryYOU MAKES YOU billb iflol rf othr et hcer ocwrodw adn dan lde flte.ft.of the men pulling their pistols and firing sev- clubs Curly Bill on the head, knocking him to McMurtry, but no movie, so far, has been made Fresh out ofofjail jailTucson, Curly BillToTmo mTh Tohrtoornto, nh,o hteolt kele ekpeepr einr iGna GleaylveiyllveilleFresh outininTucson,Curly Bill eral shots at the moon and stars. theSTRONGER. EXCEPTBill Brocius leads agroup ofofcow-boys backabout the Queen of Country Swing. Heres a lookground.WhathaveIdone?Curly Brocius leadsa group cow-boys backWyatt Earp andCurlyBilltriestostoptheshooting,say- demands.Ihavenotdoneanythingtobe to tothe the San San Pedro Pedro River, River, where where they they take takeback at her greatest bits of wisdom. One thing is forCOWGIRLS, COWGIRLS his brother Morganingaccordingtoaneyewitnessthiswontarrested for.CurCluyr Blyi lBl i(lfl a(rf alerf lte )f tw )a ws aasr raersrteesdte tdh et hnee nxte xdta yd afyo rf ohri sh cish uchrcuhr ch upstream andstop achurchfourititupstreamandstopatatachurch foursure: she had a mouth on her!shesnheaniagnaingsa nasn dan cdh acrhgaerdg e$d2 5$ 2f5o rf odri sdtiusrtbuirnbgin tgh et hpee apceea.c eC. urCluyr ly miles WILL KILL YOU. hear the illegaldo, boys, but the men continue their promis- Wyattgrabsthecow-boybythecollarand miles from from Charleston. Charleston. paipda,id D,e Dpueptyu tSyh eShrieffr iWff iWlliialmlia Bmr eBarkeeankerindrgideg re preoprtoerdt,e db, ubt usat isda id shooting and runandgoing inside, Curly cuous fuselage. As locals gather on the streetmarcheshimovertothesmallwoodenjail, Dismounting andgoinginside,Curly Dismounting Bill,Bill, followed bybyhis his gang, demands thenon mo omreo rceh uchrcuhr cfho rf ohri mhi,m it,wita ws atos oto eox peexnpesinvsei.ve.to the scene.gang,demands the to see what all the shooting is about, three inRay Cole followedmere feet away from the fracas. Wyatt and his parson totostopstophistalkororCurlyCurlyBillthecow-boycrowd,includingCurlyBill,runbrothers Virgil and Morgan round up the rest parsonhistalk Billwillwill shoot shoot ananeye eye out. out. behind a building on the south side of the road. ofthepartyandarrestEdCollins,Andrew CuCrluyr Blyi lBl pilrl opcreoecdese dtos taou tnaut nant dan hdu hmuilmiaitleia the et heCurlyTown Marshal Fred White suddenly appears Curly Bill Bill and and pards pards shoot shoot upupFifth FifthAmes, Dick Lloyd, Frank Patterson and James pasptaosrt,o mr, amkiankgi nhgi mh imda ndcaen cliek eli kae f oa oflo ionl ifnro fnrto notf ofandand Allen Allen in Tombstonein Tombstone more more than than once. once.from around the corner. Several men run up,Johnson.hish hiso rhroifrireidfi ecdo ncgorneggraetgioatni.on. includingWyattEarp,justasthemarshal NineNine days days later, later, the the terror terror from from San San Simon Simon In an arroyo (behind andand his his pards invade Contention City, where pardsinvade Contention City, where the current location thethe cow-boy cow-boy devils devils begin begin to totree tree the the south south end end of the Birdcage) of ofthe the town. town. Wyatt Earp (center, with pistol) Wyatt, Morgane nAftAefrt earb u ervyeornyeo nteh etyh ecyac afni nfdin, dt,h et he asbiunsgi negvand his brother Virgil (at left, and Marshal White gangga nggr agvriatavtiteast etos toh et hneo rntohr tehn den wdh werhee rteh etyh egyogo attempt to disarmwith shotgun) establish a in iansato srteo,r reo, br otbh et hteil l toilfl o$f5 0$ 5a0n dan cdo mcommitm oitt hoetrh er outrages deadline around the jail and outrages like like shooting shooting at ata peaceable a peaceable citizen. citizen. HELLRAISERS & TRAILBLAZERS:Curly Bill with Several brave citizens arm themselves andwarn everyone not to cross it. Several brave citizens arm themselves and tragic results.THE REAL WOMEN OF THE WILD WEST come out on on the street totoconfront the out- - TRTEREEIENIGN GAAT OTWOWNN The Earps and others guard the come outthe streetconfront the out If you love the sayings of Honkytonklaws,laws, but but Curly Curly Bill Bill and and his his men men pay pay them them no noHuHnutenrtse rcso ncosindseidr eitraitvai cvtiocrtyo rwy hwehn etnh ethire irTo Tleoa lrena rmn omreo raeb oabuot utht etheSue you will also enjoy this latest book byjail all night against lynching. At attention.erupts on on bothdodgso gcsh acshea sgea mgaem a ru nru in uptar eter eaen dand23 2g3u gnufingfihgtsh btse hbienhdin tdh et hOe. KO K. attention. 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