b'Youre Fired, Reach Out and Merry Christmas All DESERTBy Justin Legler , Justin@imperialaz.com DIESELW ell. That was fun wasnt it??? I waited until the 16th to write this, and still SAME. I mean, COMMON MAN!!! Can this all just end for the love of GOD!!! Whos with me??? 2020,SERVICE & REPAIRyou are officially fired! Its just one thing after another this year I swear On top of it all, I have to eat my crow again this month! Im starting to sound just like a darn broken record! Arent I?!!! SomeVALLEY WIDE DIESEL REPAIR SPECIALISTof you are scratching your head right now wondering, Legler. What in the heck are you talking about AGAIN this month? YouProviding exceptional got dementia??? Common Man Common Man!! Isnt it completely obvious who Im talking about? If you follow me, you know who Im talking about lol! Maybe?? Im talking about thecustomer service and proven Devil! SATIN!! Archfiend, Beelzebub, Fiend, Lucifer, Old Nick Serpent, NOT TRUMP. Got you! You thought I was talking about Trump, HUH?? Possibly BidenThrew a couple of,results since 2003.Common Mans in there lol Nope. Still talking about that little red sucker who will not leave this year! Get this heat out of here!!! Common man Alright, Ill quit lolChrist, we fried our turkey on the sidewalk this year! No pot, no pan! Just thru the turkey right on the concrete, poured some peanut oil over him, flipped it a few times, and BAM!!! Thanksgiving Dinner Burnt the dang crust on my sweet potato pie though Thought I was gonna have to fight the entire family for doing that lol NO Emerill Lagasse, I didnt infringe! I was the one who made up BAM in the first place Proof? Wheres your proof!! OK Getting a little sidetracked here lol Anything is better than listening to the drama of this election! Can I get an AMEN. How was everyones Turkey? You have a good Thanksgiving? Hello everyone! Justin here from Imperial SERVICES WE OFFER:Hopefully by the time you read this, the election is over with! If not, good Ole Saint Nick is around the corner, and hell punch it thru the finish line Did your guy win? Mine? Well, I Medium and Heavy Duty Diesel Repairdont know yet lol Im sure I know by now, but Ill comment or congratulate next month!From Maintenance Needs to Performance WorkI will say this No way this state is Blue! But, thats my opinion.! Mark said he wasnt Red or Blue, so Ill guess well just have to see what he does, and where he goes! Got to give him a Complete Diesel or Gas Vehicle Serviceschance Anyways, Im going to do something a little different this month! Weve all had about enough of the negativity this year with Corona, and now the election! Im going to tell ya what Reliable RV ServicesImperial is up to, wish you a Merry Christmas, and leave you with a classic A funny is whatSpecialty Vehicle Diagnostics Available Forwe call it in the Legler household One I tell every year just for a smile! This time of year, we all need joy and laughter in our lives! Reason for the saying, Tis the season! Right?? For some, itAll Your Backhoe, Excavators, Skid Loaders can be a pretty rough time though! The loss of a love one, Divorce, Depression, you name it. Its just a big o memory this time of year! Trust me I know!!! Do me a favor will you? If you know someone down on their luck, or going thru a tough time Go out of your way and makeMention Arizona Real them smile! That one smile this time of year if theyre in a dark place, can mean the world! Anyone reading this needing to reach out, reach out! Got nobody to reach out to? Reach out toCountry to receive ame!!! I mean it!!!! Itll get better! Trust me!! Time heals allFREE Diagnostic/Inspection Alright How about this place we call Imperial? Snowbirds are flooding in! Sure keeping us hopping. They do every year! On their way down some meet my best salesman,on Your Vehicle!MAYHEM. Just like that little red sucker, he always shows his face! While in transit to the sunshine state, and normal only about a 100 miles out (RIGHT!!!), SMOKE There went a bearing A tire! Maybe they hit something in the road damaging their frame, tanks, fenders, something! Were that shop! Were the ones that fix them!! Its been a busy year so far! ThatCALL TO SCHEDULE little red sucker and his above normal temps, have been a contributor as well! We also just got hooked up with a tow company that the owner is just about as crazy as I am! If I need it hauled,YOUR APPOINTMENTor customer needs rescued, he aint scared lol! He also started bringing us insurance jobs no one else wants Its a good relationship lol! Did get a few trailers moved last month including the race car trailer Sorry guys, its gone Bloomer didnt leave though, like I said last month!AT ONE OF OUR Customer decided it was just a tad bigger than what she wanted to haul Which is fine with us! Id rather lose a sale than you having one youre scared to haul, or killing someone coming down the Salt! Not worth it! Barn side guys are going like gang busters! Pretty busy there tooTWO LOCATIONS: Been in shop manufacturing! Theyre about ready to go start putting them all up! Make sure you like our Facebook pages! You can see everything we do there! Imperial Trailer Sales and Livestock Supply Inc is the trailer side! Imperial Enterprise Inc is the barn side That or justSURPRISE: 11529 W. Bell Rd.swing in!Now for the funny! See if you can relate There I was All alone!! Couldnt see anyone from(623) 205-6489where I was, so I yelled, Little HELP. Nothing Just the crickets So I decide to yell it again Little HELP!!! 5 minutes go by, still nothing! Im sitting here thinking to myself, you have got to be kidding me!! Where the heck is everyone??? Its freaking Thanksgiving Well,WICKENBURG: 1175 N. Tegner St.since I wasnt getting anywhere, I decided to take measures in my own hands. But. Before I did, I gave it one more shot LITTLE HELP HERE!!! From outside I hear, For Petes(623) 499-7731sakes, youre the one who did it Well, that just pissed me off Being the proud Legler I am, if theyre not gonna help, Ill just do it my damn self I took a deep breath, stretch my legs downward pushing my toes south until they were straight, then I began. Left Left, Right, Left. Jab! Jab! Right, Left, Left, Right UPPERCUT!!! I was in the biggest fight Ive been in years. I was fist fighting to get this overstuffed Turkey Coma body out of the coach. You too?? LOL. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Thanks for readying! ArizonaRealCountry.com December 2020 35'