b"Little Help, Set It On Fire, and Its Just A Cowboy Soap OperaBy Justin Legler ,Justin@imperialaz.comH OHOHOHO!!!! I just love thislanes on Alma School including the center turn lane is open!one of those headlines you have to read a few times BC it doesnt time of year Dont you? AndYiiiIIIIPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEE!!!!! AND HALLELUJAH! Trainseem possible yet here we are! Im going to say it, DITTO!!! Just MAN The weather!! Couldntstill clogs Alma School for 2 hours at a time occasionally but,like the last Presidential election BUT. Im that white business have asked for a nicer November! Justjust give us a holler! We got a backway in off of Birchwood! Seeowner who gets stereotype as a conspiracy theorist who wears gets me into the holiday spirit, andthe train stopped, call the office It hasnt just been the traffictin foil on his head, also labeled a Nazi, white supremacist, racist, makes me want to tell ya a story Ijamming around here, weve been jammed with customers!cracker, cowboy, and a conservative Trumper Im SOOOO actually had a request for it this year!Welcome back snowbirds!! We always got our loyal customerstired of that!! Im also a concerned DAD!!! Concerned on what If youve followed me for a while, youwho swing in as soon as they hit town! Justin, sell this piece ofmy children, and their children will have to endure if this doesnt probably have read it before! If not, kick back and see if youcrap Im done with it! Jim, let me do a Yearly on it, andstop!!!! Once Mike and I got done looking at each other and can relate lol. There I was. All alone!! Couldnt see anyonewell get her back to new Justin, all I want you to do is setsmiling out of disbelief, we started talking about Yellowstone! from where I was so I yelled, Little HELP!! Nothing Justthat damn thing ON FIRE!!!! Jim, how about I just consign itNobody readying this article watches Yellowstone, do they?? the crickets So I decide to yell it again Little HELP!!! 5for you, and / or get ya into to something different lol. Still gotLIAR!!! Its actually pretty good show! Yes, I said it! Its a damn minutes go by, still nothing! Im sitting here thinking to myself,100% sell rate on consignments!!! Needing to sell your trailer,cowboy soap opera but, its ranchy! Not really but you know what you have got to be kidding me!! Where the heck is everyone???get them in here! Service on trailers, were still 20 deep but, gotI mean! Its got our way of life infused into it It aint the rigged Its freaking Thanksgiving!!! Since I wasnt getting anywhere, Ia few more techs hired! Yearlys are running about a 3-4 daypolitical system being shoved down our throats, and it aint the decided to take measures in my own hands But. Before Iturn around, and the bigger projects are 2-3 weeks!Rampsother crap on TV! Mike goes, You know, Yellowstone is just did, I gave it one last shot LITTLE HELP HERE!!! Fromand hayracks, were running right at 4-6 weeks! Barns side,playing out in real time what our actual current politicians are! outside I hear, For Petes sakes, youre the one who did it Well,were booking March and April now Please plan accordinglyTheyre in it just for themselves! John Dutton runs for Governor that just pissed me off Being the proud Legler I am, if theyreif considering Imperial! We sure do appreciate you, if you are!just to save his Ranch! Not sure if Taylor Sheridan meant to do not gonna help, Ill just do it my damn self I took a deepWant to follow whats going on around here? Be sure to follow usthat or, Mike is writing the script for him lol All kidding aside, breath, stretch my legs downward pushing my toes south untilon social media! Imperial Trailer Sales and Livestock Supply IncMike makes a very valid point! Now Im even more tuned into they were straight, then I began Left Left, Right, Left Jab!for the trailer side Imperial Enterprise Inc. for the barn side!the show to see if thats the direction Sheridan is going or, just Jab! Right, Left, Left, Right UPPERCUT!!! I was in the biggestCome along for the ride coincidence Enough with Yellowstone I havent painted ya fight Ive been in years I was fist fighting to get this overstuffed,a picture for a while, so Im going to paint one this month! Did Turkey Coma body out of the coach You too?? LOL Still oneAlright Get a hold of something and sink a spur!! Just like thatyou see Florida counted just shy of 15 million votes over night? of my favorites! Hope you had a chuckle Still the truth though!yard pimp did to your leg earlier For those scratchin their head,While it took a week plus to count just under 2 million in Nevada, 44 years old and I STILL eat way too much Turkey, taters, andthats a term for a rooster I stole lol! You know, I dont even knowand 4.2 million in AZ Isnt it funny how both these races were pie!! Hope everyone had a wonderful Thanksgiving with familywhere to start! Im sitting here writing this the morning after APcalled a day apart from each, and the last two states to do so and friends! Tis the season Welcome to Ole Saint Nickscalled Arizona's Governor Race for Katie Hobbs Door opens,once the majority of power had been established? Did you go see month! Common Christmas!!! You getting coal under the treeand good Ole Mike who owns 96.3 Real Country sticks his headif your vote had been counted on Arizona Voter Information this year or, something good? Justin here @ Imperial! in here All we could do is look at each other and smile YouPortal? I did I went to the polls on election day and voted in just cant make this crap up! Its like Kari Lakes post the night ofperson BTW!! I search by my DL # and the last 4 of my social! We How about this place drop pin marked 213 S. Alma Schoolwhen it was called, Shouldnt Election Officials be Impartial?were unable to locate your records! Then I looked to the top left Rd? Well, since they finally decided to quit screwing up theYou damn right they should be!!! But theyre not Either is thecorner of that page, and theres Katie Hobbs name as Secretary of road out front, its been a heck of a lot easier to get in and out ofMedia, nor the Elite Hollywood Its in your face all gosh dangState, who now has just been newly elected Governor Gonna here! 2 years, theyve worked on Alma School Now I can sayday!!! SAVE DEMOCRACY SAY WHAT??? Jack Posobiec wassound like a broken record!!! Theyre not even trying to hide it there are no barricades, brand new beautiful asphalt, and all sixpart of Karis post since she was resharing what he said This isanymore As always, thanks for reading! PRIME RIBFRIDAY & SATURDAYArizonaRealCountry.com December 2022 51"